[Dodger]

It's Dodger! Coming up!
Dodger.
Oliver!
Up you go!
[Fagin's gang member 1]
Oh, not again!
[Fagin's gang member 2]
Get out!
[Dodger]
Hey, Fagin, I've brought a new friend to see you.
Oliver Twist
[Oliver]
Sir.
[Fagin]
I hope I shall have the honor of your intimate acquaintance.
We are very glad to see you, Oliver. Very.
Aren't we, my dears?
[All of Fagin's gang]
Of course we are.
[Oliver]
Give me back my things! Leave it!
[Fagin]
Leave him alone!
Dodger, take off the sausages!
Charlie, lay a place at the table for Mr. Twist.
The Dodger tells me you have come to London...
to seek your fortune.
[Oliver]
Yes, sir.
[Fagin]
Well, we must see what we can do to help you, mustn't we?
[Oliver]
Thank you, sir.
[Charlie Bates]
These sausages are moldy!
[Fagin]
Shut up and drink your gin!
You're staring at the pocket handkerchiefs, eh, my dear?
We hung them up, ready for the wash, that's all.
[Oliver]
Is this a laundry then, sir?
[All of Fagin's gang]
That's right, a laundry.
[Fagin]
Not exactly, my boy.
I suppose a laundry would be a very nice thing, indeed!
But our line of business pays a little better.
Don't it, boys?
You see, Oliver...
In this life one thing counts
In the bank, large amounts
I'm afraid these don't grow on trees
You've got to pick a pocket or two
You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick a pocket or two
[All of Fagin's gang members]
Large amounts don't grow on trees You've got to pick a pocket or two
[Fagin]
Let's show Oliver how to do it!
Just a game, Oliver, just a game.
Why should we break our backs stupidly paying tax
Better get some untaxed income Better pick a pocket or two
You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick a pocket or two
[All of Fagin's gang members]
Why should we all break our backs
Better pick a pocket or two
[Fagin]
Robin Hood, what a crook
Gave away what he took
Charity's fine Subscribe to mine
Get out and pick a pocket or two
You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick a pocket or two
[All of Fagin's gang members]
Robin Hood was far too good
Get out and pick a pocket or two
[Fagin]
Take a tip from Bill Sikes
He can whip what he likes
I recall he started small
He had to pick a pocket or two
You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick a pocket or two
[All of Fagin's gang members]
We can be like old Bill Sikes if we pick a pocket or two
[Fagin]
Dear old gent passing by
Something nice takes his eye
Everything's clear Attack the rear
Get in and pick a pocket or two
You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick a pocket or two
[Fagin's gang members]
Have no fear Attack the rear
Get in and pick a pocket or two
[Fagin]
When I see someone rich both my thumbs start to itch
Only to find some peace of mind I have to pick a pocket or two
You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick a pocket or two
[All of Fagin's gang members]
Just to find some peace of mind
[Fagin& Gang]
We have to pick a pocket or two
[Fagin]
Put them all back in the box!
All of them!
Come here!
Good boy. What a crook.
We've all been hard at work today, haven't we, my dears?
What have you got, Dodger?
[Dodger]
Couple of wallets.
[Fagin]
Lined?
[Dodger]
Only the best.
[Fagin]
Not as heavy as they might be...
but very nicely made.
Ingenious workman, ain't he, Oliver?
[Oliver]
Does he make these himself?
[Charlie Bates]
With his own lily-white hands.
[Fagin]
What've you got, Charlie?
[Charlie Bates]
Couple of wipes.
[Fagin]
They're very good ones. Very.
But you haven't...
embroidered them too well, have you?
So we'll have to pick the initials out with a needle.
You'll need to learn how to do this, too, Oliver. Won't he, boys?
[Dodger & Charlie Bates]
Yeah, the trademark.
[Fagin]
But in the meantime, you must learn how to make wallets.
Like the Dodger. Would you like that?
[Oliver]
Yes, Mr. Fagin, if you'll teach me.
[Fagin]
Certainly, my boy. No fee.
Just do everything that Dodger and the others do.
Make them your models! Especially Dodger.
He's going to be a right little Bill Sikes.
[Oliver]
Who's Bill Sikes, Mr. Fagin?
[Fagin]
He's a very clever gentleman.
You'll meet him tomorrow, maybe.
Now, is it possible perchance.
That my kerchief is protruding from my pocket?
[Oliver]
I see the edge.
[Fagin]
Can you? Then see if you can take it out...
without my feeling it, like you saw the others do.
You've got to pick a pocket or two
Boys
You've got to pick a pocket or two
Is it gone?
[Oliver]
Yes, Mr. Fagin. Look.
[Fagin]
That's a surprise, I must say!
You're a clever boy, Oliver!
I never saw a sharper lad.
Here's a shilling for you.
I have to go to the bank.
Now bedtime all of you! There's a hard day's work ahead!
Put up the shutters!
[Oliver]
Where do I sleep, sir?
[Fagin]
Over here, my dear. Settle down!
Dodger, take your hat off in bed. Where's your manners?
Here, my dear. Have a good sleep.
If you go on the way you started, you will be...
the greatest man of all time.
Sweet dreams, Oliver.
Sweet dreams.
[Oliver]
Good night, sir.
[Fagin]
You've got to pick a pocket or two
Boys
You've got to pick a pocket
Or two