The 1968 "Oliver!" Fan Club - Recently Updated Pages

Part Two

dramamad — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 10:24:39 CST

[Oliver]
Please help me. Please.

[The Artful Dodger]
What you starin' at?
Haven't you never seen a toff?
[Oliver]
No, never. I'm sorry, I didn't...
[The Artful Dodger]
Oh That's all right.
Hungry?
[Oliver]
Yes, I am.
I've come a long way. I've been walking for seven days.
[The Artful Dodger]
Been running away from the beak, have you?
[Oliver]
The what?
[The Artful Dodger]
Don't say you don't know what the beak is me flash mate.
[Oliver]
It's a bird's mouth, isn't it?
[The Artful Dodger]
My eyes! How green can you get?
For your information, a beak's a magistrate.
Who you running away from then? Your old man?
[Oliver]
No. I'm an orphan. I've come to London to make my fortune.
[The Artful Dodger]
Oh! You have, have you?
Got any lodgings? Money?
[Oliver]
Not a farthing. Do you live in London?
[The Artful Dodger]
Watch it!
I suppose you want someplace to sleep tonight, eh?
[Oliver]
Do you know of anywhere?
[The Artful Dodger]
As it so happens, I know a respectable old gentleman.
What'll give you lodgings for nothing.
[Oliver]
Really?
[The Artful Dodger]
And never ask for change if any other gentleman he knows introduces you.
And don't he know me?
[Oliver]
He must be a very kind old gentleman.
[The Artful Dodger]
Oh, yes, he's very kind.
And I'm a particular favorite of his.
Well, if you're coming along, I better know who you are.
[Oliver]
My name is Oliver. Oliver Twist.
[The Artful Dodger]
And mine's Jack Dawkins...
better known among me more intimate friends as the Artful Dodger.
[Oliver]
Pleased to meet you Mr Dodger. You sure the old gentleman won't mind?
[The Artful Dodger]
Mind?
Consider yourself at home
Consider yourself one of the family
I've taken to you so strong
It's clear we're going to get along
Consider yourself well in
Consider yourself part of the furniture
There isn't a lot to spare
Who cares Whatever we've got we share
If it should chance to be we should see some harder days
Empty larder days Why grouse
Always a chance we'll meet somebody to foot the bill
Then the drinks are on the house
Consider yourself our mate
We don't want to have no fuss
For after some consideration we can state
Consider yourself one of us
Consider yourself
[Oliver]
At home?
[The Artful Dodger]
Consider yourself
[Oliver]
One of the family?
[The Artful Dodger]
We've taken to you
[Oliver]
So strong?
[The Artful Dodger]
It's clear we're going to get along
Consider yourself
[Oliver]
Well in?
[The Artful Dodger]
Consider yourself part of the furniture
There isn't a lot to spare
Who cares Whatever we've got we share
[First and Second ladies]
Nobody tries to be lah-di-dah and uppity
There's a cup of tea for all
[The Artful Dodger]
Only it's wise to be handy with a rolling pin
When the landlord comes to call
[Street Vendors]
Consider yourself our mate
We don't want to have no fuss
For after some consideration we can state
Consider yourself one of us
Consider yourself at home
Consider yourself one of the family
We've taken to you so strong
It's clear we're going to get along
Now, hammer up, hammer down! Hammer up, hammer down!
Lift! Drop!
Hop! Not too slow, boys.
Hammer up, hammer down! Lift! Down! Up! Down! Lift! Drop!
[Three Chimney Sweeps]
Help!
Help!
[Street Vendors]
If it should chance to be we should see some harder days
Empty larder days Why grouse
Always a chance we'll meet somebody to foot the bill
Then the drinks are on the house
Consider yourself at home
Consider yourself one of the family
We've taken to you so strong
It's clear we're going to get along
Consider yourself well in
Consider yourself part of the furniture
There isn't a lot to spare
Who cares Whatever we've got we share
Nobody tries to be lah-di-dah and uppity
There's a cup of tea for all
Only it's wise to be handy with a rolling pin
When the landlord comes to call
Consider yourself our mate
We don't want to have no fuss
For after some consideration we can state
Consider yourself
Consider yourself
One of us

Part Five

SophieDrabble — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:27:31 CST

[Fagin]
Worth all the rest put together.
Can I help it?
This is my private treasure. My little pleasure.
A cup of coffee...
and a quick count up.
I mean, who's going to look after me in my old age?
Would you, birdie?
Will you?
Why are you watching me? Why are you awake?
Speak out! I want to know every detail you saw!
[Oliver]
I'm sorry, sir.
[Fagin]
Did you see where I fetched the box?
[Oliver]
I don't think so, sir.
[Fagin]
Be sure. Be sure!
[Oliver]
Quite sure, sir.
[Fagin]
Well...
if you're sure...
so I'm sure.
'Course I knew all along, my dear.
I didn't mean to frighten you.
Brave boy, Oliver.
Did you...
Did you see any of those pretty things, my dear?
[Oliver]
Yes, sir.
[Fagin]
They're mine, Oliver.
My little treasure.
All I've got to live on in my old age.
It's a terrible thing, old age.
[Oliver]
Yes, sir. I'm sorry, sir.
Can I go back to sleep again now, sir?
[Fagin]
Certainly, my boy, go to sleep. Pleasant dreams.
[Oliver]
Same to you, sir.
[Fagin]
Sauce boat. George III, scroll handle, five pounds.
Tiara. George II, rose- cut diamonds, paste, half a crown.
[Bet]
Nancy! Nancy!
[Nancy]
I'm coming!
Bill, your breakfast is ready.
[Bill]
For God's sake.
[Nancy]
I'll warm it up for your supper.
[Bill]
Go down to Fagin's and get the cash, will you?
[Nancy]
All right.
[Bill]
Nancy, I am trying to sleep.
[Nancy]
You do love me, don't you?
[Bill]
Of course I do. I live with you, don't I?
[Dodger]
That bit's for me, ain't it?
[Fagin]
Eat, eat, eat! Appetites.
Finish your breakfast. It's time to get to work.
Hurry up! You'll miss the morning traid!
[Charlie Bates]
Ain't there no more sausages then?
[Fagin]
You want some supper tonight?
[Nancy]
Aye, Aye! Who wants some bull's-eyes?
Wait a minute. One at a time.
- Oh, go on then. Go and share them.
[Dodger]
The ladies!
They must meet our new boy.
[Nancy]
Well!
What have we got here?
[Fagin
Oh, Ladies, I forgot.
You must meet our new lodger, Mr. Oliver Twist, Esquire.
Nancy and Bet.
Charmed.
oh, yes, we're all ladies and gentlemen around here.
We're all quality.
Don't take any notice of them 'cause you've got manners and they ain't.
What do you mean I ain't got no manners? I'm a regular gent.
Permit me to assist you across the road.
I was only going to the palace. Doorman, a cab, if you please.
Allow me the privilege to escort you in my own carriage.
After you, your grace.
oh, Sir Artful, you are too kind.
I'd do anything for you, dear Anything
For you mean everything to me
I know that
I'd go anywhere for your smile, Anywhere
For your smile's everywhere I'd see
- Would you climb a hill - Anything
- Wear a daffodil - Anything
- Leave me all your will - Anything
- Even fight my Bill - What, fisticuffs
I'd risk everything for one kiss Everything
- Yes, I'd do anything - Anything
Anything for you
I'd do anything for you, dear
Anything
For you mean everything to me
I know that
I'd go anywhere for your smile Anywhere
For your smile everywhere I'd see
- Would you lace my shoe - Anything
- Paint your face bright blue - Anything
- Catch a kangaroo - Anything
- Go to Timbuktu - And back again
I'd risk everything for one kiss
Everything Yes, I'd do anything
- Anything - Anything for you
I'd go anywhere for your smile Anywhere
For your smile everywhere I'd see
I know that
I'd do anything for you, dear Anything
For you mean everything to me
- To me - To me
I'd do anything for you, dear
Anything
Yes, I'd do anything
- Anything - Anything for you
- Would you rob a shop - Anything
- Would you risk the drop - Anything
- Though your eyes go pop - Anything
- When you come down plop - Hang everything
We'd risk life and limb
To keep you in the swim
- Yes, we'd do anything - Anything
Anything
For you
Get to work then! No argument. There's fine pickings. Get out, earn your keep.
- You promised we could see the hanging. - Be sure it ain't your own.
Fagin, I'm waiting.
Waiting, my dear? What for?
Bill will give you "what for" if you don't fork out.
Hand over. Start counting.
Rush me! You and your Bill will be the ruin of me, between you!
That's right/ If it's all the same to you!
What was that for?
- For getting caught. - I was only practicing.
I'll die a pauper yet. Here, take it. I'll starve.
You'll find me lying in the gutter.
Bill might think the count is a bit short, wouldn't you say?
I only wish you had to get rid of the stuff.
That's all I wish.
He still might. Come on.
So me and the boys will live on air till I find a customer!
Heartless! That's what I am. Come on, Bet.
- Ta-ta, kids. - Bye, Nancy.
- Ta-ta, kids. - Bye, Nancy.
Fagin, young Oliver wants to come on the game with Charlie and me.
Six and four is ten.
What's that? On the job, you mean?
Can I, please? I'd like to.
Would you, my dear?
Why not? You've got to start somewhere...
and you couldn't do it in better company.
- Look after him, Dodger. - Hats on, boys.
- Time we were off. - I can go, sir?
Good luck on your first job!
I'll be waiting for you here when you come back.
Line up!
Line up!
- Single file! - Single file!
- Quick march! Left. - Right.
- Left. - Right.
You can go but be back soon
You can go but while you're working
This place I'm pacing 'round until you're home safe and sound
Fare thee well, but be back soon Who can tell where danger's lurking
Do not forget this tune Be back soon
How could we forget, how could we let our dear old Fagin worry
We love him so we'll come back home
In such a great big hurry
It's him that pays the piper It's us that calls the tune
So long, fare thee well, pip pip cheerio, we'll be back soon
Cheerio but be back soon
I don't know, somehow I'll miss you
I love you that's why I say cheerio, not good-bye.
Don't be gone long, be back soon Give me one long last look, bless you
Remember our old tune
Be back soon
You can go but be back soon You can go but bring back plenty
Of wallets full of cash Don't want to see any trash
Whip them quick and be back soon Only thick ones now, not empty
Get rich this afternoon Be back soon
Our pockets hold a watch of gold that chimes upon the hour
A wallet fat, an old man's hat
The jewels from the tower
We know the nosey policemen but they don't know this tune
So long, fare thee well, pip pip cheerio, we'll be back soon
Cheerio, but be back soon
I don't know, somehow I'll miss you
I love you, that's why I say cheerio, not good-bye
Don't be gone long, but be back soon Give me one long last look, bless you
Remember our old tune Be back soon
And when we're in the distance you'll hear this whispered tune
So long, fare thee well, pip pip cheerio, we'll be back soon
Cheerio, but be back soon I don't know, somehow I'll miss you
I loves you, that's why I say cheerio, not good-bye
And when we're in the distance you'll hear this whispered tune
So long, fare thee well, pip pip cheerio
We'll be back soon
Dodger! Oliver!
Come on!

Videos & Tributes 4

SophieDrabble — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:19:41 CST

	This video was created by Musicalmaden. It is the twelfth scene and includes the song, "I'd Do Anything."
	This video was created by Musicalmaden. It is the thirteenth scene and includes the song, "Be Back Soon."
	This video was created by Musicalmaden. It is the fourteenth scene and includes the part where Mr. Brownlow's wallet is stolen.
	This video was created by Musicalmaden. It is the fifteenth scene and includes the part where Oliver is taken to court.

Videos & Tributes 3

SophieDrabble — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:19:08 CST

	This video was created by Musicalmaden. It is the eighth scene and includes the song, "You've Got to Pick a Pocket or Two."
	This video was created by Musicalmaden. It is the nineth scene and includes the first appearance of Bill Sikes.
	This video was created by Musicalmaden. It is the tenth scene and includes the song, "It's a Fine Life."
	This video was created by Musicalmaden. It is the eleventh scene and includes the part where Fagin prices his valuables.

Videos & Tributes 2

SophieDrabble — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:17:02 CST

	This video was created by Musicalmaden. It is the Fourth scene and includes Mr. Sowerberry, the undertaker.
	This video was created by Musicalmaden. It is the Fith scene and includes the song, "Where is Love."
	This video was created by Musicalmaden. It is the sixth scene; the one in which Oliver meets the Artful Dodger.
	This video was created by Musicalmaden. It is the seventh scen and includes the song, "Consider Yourself."

Videos & tributes

SophieDrabble — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:16:17 CST

	This video was created by Arneneithel. It is a funny look at Fagin and includes some of his best lines.
	This video was created by Musicalmaden. It is the first scene and includes the song, "Food, Glorious Food.".
	This video was created by Musicalmaden. It is the second scene and includes the song, "Oliver."
	This video was created by Musicalmaden. It is the third scene and includes the song, "Boy For Sale."

The "Oliver!" script

SophieDrabble — Fri, 21 Nov 2008 08:15:20 CST

Thanks for visiting this page! This is the full screenplay from the movie. Thanks to Musicalmaden, we will have names to go with the words. Huurraayyy!

Part Four

SophieDrabble — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 13:09:43 CDT

[Fagin]

Is he here?
Mr. Sikes. Has he come yet?
[Bet]
Nancy's inside waiting for him.
[Fagin]
How's business? Nice and brisk?
[Bet]
Don't burn your fingers, will you?
[Fagin]
I never do, my dear.
Not if I can help it.
[Bet]
Nancy!
Nancy, he's back! He's here!
[Fagin]
Beautiful.
Beautiful.
You done well, Bill.
All one job?
Such a professional.
Now, Bill.
Carry cash at this time of night?
All those thieves and robbers lurking in dark alleyways?
I wouldn't dare.
Besides, I've got to price it first.
Nancy's waiting.
Give you a good supper.
Tomorrow, Bill.
My word on it.
[Nancy]
Small pleasures Small pleasures
Who would deny us these?
Gin toddies Large measures
No skimping if you please
I rough it I love it
Life is a game of chance
I never tire of it
Leading a merry dance
If you don't mind having to go without things
It's a fine life
Though it ain't all jolly old pleasure outings
It's a fine life
When you've got someone to love you forget your care and strife
Let the prudes look down on us Let the wide world frown on us
It's a fine, fine life
[Pub Singers]
It's a fine, fine life
[Nancy]
Who cares if straight laces
Sneer at us in the street?
Fine airs and fine graces
Don't have to sin to eat!
[Nancy & Bet]
We wander through London
Who knows what we may find
[Nancy]
There's pockets left undone
On many a behind
If you don't mind taking it like it turns out
It's a fine life
Keep the candle burning until it burns out
[Nancy & The Pub singers]
It's a fine life
[Pub Girls]
Though you sometimes do come by
The occasional black eye
[Nancy]
You can always cover one till he blacks the other one
But you don't
[Nancy & the Pub Girls]
dare cry
No flounces, no feathers
No frills and furbelows
All winds and all weathers
Ain't good for fancy clothes
[Nancy]
These trappings
[Pub Girls]
These tatters
[Nancy]
These we can just afford
[Bet]
What future
What matters
[Nancy & Bet]
We've got our bed and board
[Nancy]
If you don't mind having to deal with Fagin
It's a fine life
[Pub Singers]
It's a fine life
[Nancy]
Though diseased rats threaten to bring the plague in
It's a fine life
[Pub Singers]
It's a fine life
[Nancy & Pub Singers in the back]
And the grass is green and dense
On the right side of the fence
So we take good care of it that we get our share of it
And we don't mean pence
If you don't mind having to like or lump it
It's a fine life
[Nancy]
It's a fine weee!
[Pub Singers]
Though there's no tea sipping or eating crumpets
It's a fine life
[Nancy]
It's a fine life
Not for me the happy home
Happy husband, happy wife
Though it sometimes touches me
For the likes of such as me
Mine's a fine
Fine
Life
[The Pub Singers starts singing "Fine Life" again]
[Bill Sikes]
Bullseye, come here, will you?
Bullseye, come here!

The 1968 "Oliver!" Fan Club Home Page

PropertyOfFrodo — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 16:38:59 CDT

This site is for anyone who enjoys watching the 1968 Oliver! musical.
There are pictures, videos, and other fun stuff.
Also, feel free to check out these other cool sites: http://www.oliver1968.co.uk/oliver_welcome.htm & http://www.fanfiction.net/book/Charles_Dickens/

I would like to thank you for visiting this site and I hope you will return or sign on as a member!

As a guide for everyone using this site. . .

The "Oliver!" script page: contains the full script. It is broken down into eleven parts so that it is easier to view. Sophie Drabble, Musicalmaden has offered to work farther on the script. Yahooo!!!!

Videos &Tributes: These are from YouTube and are easy to view. Some of them are up, but there are still more to come.

"Oliver!" Songs Lyrics: This is a collection of all the lyrics to the songs sung in "Oliver!"

Photo Gallery: once you click on the button, you are given the option of viewing the photos by "album" or by "photos." If you choose "photos", you will be given all the pictures and If you choose "album", you will be given the choice of just "Random photos" or "Oliver art." The only difference is whether you view the photos as a whole or by two different catagories.

To note: All the pictures are taken from the web. In the art section of the photo gallary, any photos that contain notes are not my own work. The videos that I will be adding are from YouTube and are used with the permission of the creators themselves. I am trying to give individual's credit for their work. If I miss something or if you have any questions or concerns, please feel free to leave me a message. Thanks! - Midgemadness

Part Three

SophieDrabble — Tue, 24 Jun 2008 13:07:36 CDT

[Dodger]

It's Dodger! Coming up!
Dodger.
Oliver!
Up you go!
[Fagin's gang member 1]
Oh, not again!
[Fagin's gang member 2]
Get out!
[Dodger]
Hey, Fagin, I've brought a new friend to see you.
Oliver Twist
[Oliver]
Sir.
[Fagin]
I hope I shall have the honor of your intimate acquaintance.
We are very glad to see you, Oliver. Very.
Aren't we, my dears?
[All of Fagin's gang]
Of course we are.
[Oliver]
Give me back my things! Leave it!
[Fagin]
Leave him alone!
Dodger, take off the sausages!
Charlie, lay a place at the table for Mr. Twist.
The Dodger tells me you have come to London...
to seek your fortune.
[Oliver]
Yes, sir.
[Fagin]
Well, we must see what we can do to help you, mustn't we?
[Oliver]
Thank you, sir.
[Charlie Bates]
These sausages are moldy!
[Fagin]
Shut up and drink your gin!
You're staring at the pocket handkerchiefs, eh, my dear?
We hung them up, ready for the wash, that's all.
[Oliver]
Is this a laundry then, sir?
[All of Fagin's gang]
That's right, a laundry.
[Fagin]
Not exactly, my boy.
I suppose a laundry would be a very nice thing, indeed!
But our line of business pays a little better.
Don't it, boys?
You see, Oliver...
In this life one thing counts
In the bank, large amounts
I'm afraid these don't grow on trees
You've got to pick a pocket or two
You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick a pocket or two
[All of Fagin's gang members]
Large amounts don't grow on trees You've got to pick a pocket or two
[Fagin]
Let's show Oliver how to do it!
Just a game, Oliver, just a game.
Why should we break our backs stupidly paying tax
Better get some untaxed income Better pick a pocket or two
You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick a pocket or two
[All of Fagin's gang members]
Why should we all break our backs
Better pick a pocket or two
[Fagin]
Robin Hood, what a crook
Gave away what he took
Charity's fine Subscribe to mine
Get out and pick a pocket or two
You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick a pocket or two
[All of Fagin's gang members]
Robin Hood was far too good
Get out and pick a pocket or two
[Fagin]
Take a tip from Bill Sikes
He can whip what he likes
I recall he started small
He had to pick a pocket or two
You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick a pocket or two
[All of Fagin's gang members]
We can be like old Bill Sikes if we pick a pocket or two
[Fagin]
Dear old gent passing by
Something nice takes his eye
Everything's clear Attack the rear
Get in and pick a pocket or two
You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick a pocket or two
[Fagin's gang members]
Have no fear Attack the rear
Get in and pick a pocket or two
[Fagin]
When I see someone rich both my thumbs start to itch
Only to find some peace of mind I have to pick a pocket or two
You've got to pick a pocket or two, boys
You've got to pick a pocket or two
[All of Fagin's gang members]
Just to find some peace of mind
[Fagin& Gang]
We have to pick a pocket or two
[Fagin]
Put them all back in the box!
All of them!
Come here!
Good boy. What a crook.
We've all been hard at work today, haven't we, my dears?
What have you got, Dodger?
[Dodger]
Couple of wallets.
[Fagin]
Lined?
[Dodger]
Only the best.
[Fagin]
Not as heavy as they might be...
but very nicely made.
Ingenious workman, ain't he, Oliver?
[Oliver]
Does he make these himself?
[Charlie Bates]
With his own lily-white hands.
[Fagin]
What've you got, Charlie?
[Charlie Bates]
Couple of wipes.
[Fagin]
They're very good ones. Very.
But you haven't...
embroidered them too well, have you?
So we'll have to pick the initials out with a needle.
You'll need to learn how to do this, too, Oliver. Won't he, boys?
[Dodger & Charlie Bates]
Yeah, the trademark.
[Fagin]
But in the meantime, you must learn how to make wallets.
Like the Dodger. Would you like that?
[Oliver]
Yes, Mr. Fagin, if you'll teach me.
[Fagin]
Certainly, my boy. No fee.
Just do everything that Dodger and the others do.
Make them your models! Especially Dodger.
He's going to be a right little Bill Sikes.
[Oliver]
Who's Bill Sikes, Mr. Fagin?
[Fagin]
He's a very clever gentleman.
You'll meet him tomorrow, maybe.
Now, is it possible perchance.
That my kerchief is protruding from my pocket?
[Oliver]
I see the edge.
[Fagin]
Can you? Then see if you can take it out...
without my feeling it, like you saw the others do.
You've got to pick a pocket or two
Boys
You've got to pick a pocket or two
Is it gone?
[Oliver]
Yes, Mr. Fagin. Look.
[Fagin]
That's a surprise, I must say!
You're a clever boy, Oliver!
I never saw a sharper lad.
Here's a shilling for you.
I have to go to the bank.
Now bedtime all of you! There's a hard day's work ahead!
Put up the shutters!
[Oliver]
Where do I sleep, sir?
[Fagin]
Over here, my dear. Settle down!
Dodger, take your hat off in bed. Where's your manners?
Here, my dear. Have a good sleep.
If you go on the way you started, you will be...
the greatest man of all time.
Sweet dreams, Oliver.
Sweet dreams.
[Oliver]
Good night, sir.
[Fagin]
You've got to pick a pocket or two
Boys
You've got to pick a pocket
Or two

Be Back Soon

PropertyOfFrodo — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 17:00:40 CDT

[DODGER]
Line up!

[BOYS]
Line up!

[DODGER]
Single file!

[BOYS]
Single file!
Slope arms
Left...left
Right...right...Ol! Ol!

[FAGIN]
You can go,
But be back soon
You can go,
But while you're working.
This place,
I'm pacing round...
Until you're home,
...Safe and sound

Fare thee well,
But be back soon
Who can tell
Where danger's lurking?
Do not forget this tune
Be back soon.

[BOYS]
How could we forget
How could we let
Our dear old Fagin worry?
We love him so.
We'll come back home
In, oh, such a great big
Hurry

[DODGER]
It's him that pays the piper.

[BOYS]
It's us that pipes his tune
So long, fare thee well
Pip! Pip! Cheerio!
We'll be back soon.

[FAGIN]
You can go
But be back soon
You can go,
But bring back plenty
Of pocket hankerchiefs
And you should be clever thieves.
Whip it quick,
and be back soon
There's a sixpence here for twenty
Ain't that a lovely tune?
Be back soon.

[DODGER]
Our pockets'll hold
A watch of gold
That chimes upon the hour

[BOYS]
A wallet fat
An old man's hat

[DODGER]
The crown jewels from the tower
We know
The Bow Street Runners,

[ALL]
But they don't know this tune.
So long, fare thee well.
Pip! Pip! Cheerio!
We'll be back soon.

[FAGIN]
Cheerio, but be back soon.
I dunno, somehow I'll miss you
I love you, that why I
Say, "Cheerio"...
Not goodbye.

Don't be gone long
Be back soon.
Give me one long,
Last look...
Bless you.
Remember our old tune...
Be back soon!

[BOYS]
We must disappear,
We'll be back here,
Today...
...Perhaps tomorrow.
We'll miss you too

[FAGIN]
It's sad but true
That parting is such sweet sorrow.

[ALL]
And when we're in the distance
You'll hear this
Whipered tune...
So long, fare thee well
Pip! Pip! Cheerio!
We'll be back soon

And when we're in the distance
You'll hear this
Whipered tune...
So long, fare thee well
Pip! Pip! Cheerio!
We'll be back soon

[FAGIN]
Cheerio, but be back soon.
I dunno, somehow I'll miss you
I love you, that why I
Say, "Cheerio"...
Not goodbye.

Don't be gone long
Be back soon.
Give me one long,
Last look...
Bless you.
Remember our old tune...
Be back soon!

[BOYS]
We must disappear,
We'll be back here,
Today...
...Perhaps tomorrow.
We'll miss you too

It's sad but true
That parting is such sweet sorrow.

And when we're in the distance
You'll hear this
Whipered tune...
So long, fare thee well
Pip! Pip! Cheerio!
We'll be back soon

You'll hear this
Whipered tune...
So long, fare thee well
Pip! Pip! Cheerio!
We'll be back soon

And when we're in the distance
You'll hear this
Whipered tune...
So long, fare thee well
Pip! Pip! Cheerio!
We'll be back soon

[OLIVER]
So long, fare thee well
Pip! Pip! Cheerio!
We'll be back soon

[BOYS]
So long, fare thee well
Pip! Pip! Cheerio!
We'll be back soon

(Lyrics from "Soundtracks On Demand")

Part One

SophieDrabble — Sun, 22 Jun 2008 15:36:30 CDT

Oliver! Script

[Workhouse boys]

Is it worth the waiting for if we live till
All we ever get is gruel
Every day we say a prayer Will they change the bill of fare
Still we get the same old gruel
There is not a crust Not a crumb can we find
Can we beg can we borrow or cadge
But there's nothing to stop us from getting a thrill
When we all close our eyes
And imagine
Food, glorious food
Hot sausage and mustard
While we're in the mood
Cold jelly and custard
Peas, pudding and saveloys
What next is the question
Rich gentlemen have it, boys
Indigestion
Food We're anxious to try it
Three banquets a day
Our favorite diet
Just picture a great big steak Fried, roasted or stewed
Oh, food, wonderful food Marvelous food, glorious food
Food, glorious food
Don't care what it looks like
Burned, underdone, crude
Don't care what the cook's like
[Oliver]
Just thinking of growing fat
[Workhouse boys]
Our senses are reeling
One moment of knowing that
Full up feeling
Food, glorious food
What wouldn't we give for
That extra bit more
That's all that we live for
Why should we be fated to do nothing but brood on food
Magical food Wonderful food
Marvelous food Heavenly food
Beautiful food
Glorious
Food!
[Mr Bumble]
For what you're about to receive
May the Lord make you truly thankful
[Workhouse boys]
Amen
Go on. Go on.
[Oliver]
Please, sir, I want some more.
[Mr Bumble]
What?
[Oliver]
Please, sir...
I want some more?
[Mr Bumble]
More?
Catch him!
[Mrs Bumble (Widow Corney)]
Snatch him!
[Mr Bumble]
Hold him!
[Mrs Bumble (Widow Corney)]
Scold him!
[Mr Bumble]
Pounce him, trounce him
[Mrs Bumble (Widow Corney)]
Pick him up and bounce him
[Mr Bumble]
Wait!
Before we take the lad to task
May I be so curious
As to ask his name
[Workhouse boys]
Oliver!
[Mrs Bumble (Widow Corney)]
Oliver Twist, Mr. Bumble. You named him so yourself.
[Mr Bumble]
So that's who he is.
Oliver, Oliver Never before has a boy wanted more
Oliver, Oliver
Won't ask for more when he knows what's in store
There's a dark, thin, winding stairway without any bannister
Which we'll throw him down
[Workhouse Boys]
And feed him cockroaches served in a canister
[Mr Bumble]
Oliver,
[Mr Bumble & Workhouse boys]
Oliver
[Mr Bumble]
What will he do when he's turned black and blue?
He will rue the day somebody named him Oliver!
Oliver
[Mr Bumble & Mrs Bumble (Widow Corney)]
Oliver Never before has a boy wanted more
Oliver, Oliver, won't ask for more when he knows what's in store
[Mr Bumble]
There's a long, thin, winding stairway without any bannister
[Mrs Bumble (Widow Corney)]
Which we'll throw him down
[Mr Bumble & Mrs Bumble (Widow Corney)]
And feed him cockroaches served in a canister
[Mr Bumble, Mrs Bumble (Widow Corney) and Workhouse boys]
Oliver, Oliver
[Mr Bumble]
What, heavens pray will the governors say?
[Mrs Bumble (Widow Corney)]
They will lay the blame on the one
Who named him
[Mr Bumble]
Ol-iv-er
[Governors]
- Get out! - Out!
[Mr Bumble]
One boy
Boy for sale
He's going cheap
[Black Smith]
How much?
[Mr Bumble]
Only seven guineas
[Black Smith]
How much?!
[Mr Bumble]
That or thereabout
Fine boy
Boy for sale
He's yours to keep
For one thousand pennies
You can work it out
That's four pounds, three and four slightly under four guineas
Knocked down from seven guineas
[Baker]
Three pounds, ten shillings.
Three pounds what, sir?!
Certainly not, sir!
Any advance on three pounds, ten then
Going
Going
Gone
I could not say
He isn't very greedy
I dare not I'd be telling you
A tale
One boy
Boy for sale
Come take a peek
Have you ever seen as nice
A boy
For sale?
[Mr Sowerberry]
How much did you say?
[Mr Bumble]
Only three guineas, Mr. Sowerberry. A bargain if ever there was one.
[Mr Sowerberry]
I was looking for a boy.
Bring him in, Mr. Bumble. Bring him in.
Now my love
I said we might consider taking this boy to help in the shop.
[Mrs Sowerberry]
Dear me! He's very small.
[Mr Bumble]
He is small, there's no denying. But he'll grow, Mrs. Sowerberry, he'll grow!
[Mrs Sowerberry]
Humm, I dare say he will...
On our vitals and drink.
These workhouse boys always cost more than they're worth.
Where did he come from?
[Mr Bumble]
Mother came to us destitute.
She brings a child into the world, takes one look at him and promptly dies...
without leaving a forwarding name and address.
So he's yours for three guineas as agreed, cash on delivery.
[Mr Sowerberry]
Oh no, Mr. Bumble. No, no
Cash upon liking! A week on approval.
If we get enough work out of him...
without putting too much food into him, then we'll keep him.
[Mrs Sowerberry]
He can help Noah Claypole put the shutters up. Do you hear, Noah?
Then he can clean the stables, fill the lamps and sweep the yard.
[Noah Claypole]
I'll look after him
[Mrs Sowerberry].
It occurred to me that he'd make a delightful coffin follower.
That expression of melancholy.
It's very interesting, don't you think so, my love?
I don't mean a regular coffin follower...
to attend grown-up people.
No, no. Just for children's funerals.
[Mr Bumble]
A mute in proportion, so to speak.
[Mr Sowerberry]
Precisely.
Superb effect, don't you think so, my love?
[Mrs Sowerberry]
You think you could look like that gentleman up there?
[Oliver]
Perhaps, if I had a tall hat.
[Workhouse boys]
Look its Oliver!
There's Oliver!
Oliver!
[Noah Claypole]
How's your mother, workhouse?
[Oliver]
You leave my mother out of it.
She's dead.
[Noah Claypole]
What'd she die of? Shortage of breath?
[Oliver]
You better not say anything about her to me.
[Noah Claypole]
Don't you be cheeky, workhouse.
Your mother! She was a nice one.
A regular bad one she was.
[Oliver]
What did you say!?
[Noah Claypole]
It's a good thing she died when she did 'cause she'd been in prison doing hard labor.
Help Mrs! Hes a murdering me! Mrs! Charlotte! Help!
[Charlotte]
You murderous little wretch! You ungrateful maggot! Stop what your doing!
[Mrs Sowerberry]
What's going on? What are you trying to do, wake up the dead or something?
It's you again! Get out of here!
[Noah Claypole]
He started it!
[Mrs Sowerberry]
The lid, quick! Put the lid on!
Oh, dear. I'm going off. Water!
Noah, go to the workhouse. Get Mr. Bumble. Tell him to come quick.
[Mr Bumble]
Well, where is he? Where is the young rascal?
Oliver?
[Oliver]
Yes, I'm here.
[Mr Bumble]
Do you know this here voice, Oliver?
[Oliver]
Yes, I do!
[Mr Bumble]
And ain't you afraid of it Oliver? Ain't you a-trembling when I speak Oliver?
[Oliver]
No, I'm not!
[Mrs Sowerberry]
He's gone mad or he wouldn't dare to speak to you like that.
[mr Bumble]
It's not madness, it's meat!
[Mrs Sowerberry]
Meat?
[Mr Bumble]
Meat, ma'am, meat. You've overfed the boy.
You've raised an artificial spirit in him unbecoming to his station in life.
This would never have happened if you'd kept him on gruel.
[Mrs Sowerberry]
Gruel?
[Mr Bumble]
I'll be glad to give you the recipe.
[Mr Sowerberry]
Well, having a rest, Mr. Bumble?
[Noah Claypole]
He's sitting on Oliver.
[Mr Sowerberry]
Quite Right. We must all sit on Oliver.
[Mrs Sowerberry]
You been drinking again?
[Mr Sowerberry]
I met a friend in the cemetery.
[Oliver]
Help!
[Mr Sowerberry]
Who's in there? That coffin should not have been occupied until tomorrow.
It's reserved for a very important client.
[Mr Bumble]
Stand back.
[Mr Bumble]
What's your explanation, you young scalawag?
[Oliver]
He called my mother names!
[Mrs Sowerberry]
What if he did, you ungrateful wretch? She deserved what he said and worse.
[Oliver]
She didn't
[Mrs Sowerberry]
She did!
[Oliver]
It's a lie!
[Mr Bumble]
Hold your tongue!
[Mrs Sowerberry]
Put him in the cellar. That'll teach him.
[Mr Sowerberry]
My Love!
[Mrs Sowerberry]
Yes?
[Mr Sowerberry]
It's really quite comfortable.
[Mr Bubmle]
Stay there until we decide what's to be done with you.
[Noah Claypole]
Here's your baggage, workhouse.
[Mrs Sowerberry]
Three pounds, indeed!
You can take him back.
[Oliver]
Where is love
Does it fall from skies above
Is it underneath
The willow tree
That I've been dreaming of
Where is she
Who I close my eyes to see
Will I ever know
The sweet hello
That's meant for only me
Who can say where she may hide
Must I travel far and wide
Till I am beside
The someone who
I can mean
Something to
Where
Where
Is love
Every night I
Kneel and pray
Let tomorrow
Be the day
When I see the face
Of someone who
I can mean
Something to
Where
Where
Is love

"Oliver!" Songs Lyrics

PropertyOfFrodo — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:56:48 CDT

Reviewing The Situation (reprise)

PropertyOfFrodo — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:53:19 CDT

(FAGIN)
Can somebody change?
It's possible.
Maybe it's strange...
But it's possible.

All my dearest companions and treasures --
I've left 'em behind...
I'll turn a leaf over, and who can tell what I may find?

(Lyrics from "All Musicals")

Omm-Pah-Pah

PropertyOfFrodo — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:51:18 CDT

(NANCY)
There's a little ditty they're singin' in the city
Especially when they've been on the gin or the beer
If you've got the patience your own imaginations will tell you just exactly what you want to hear
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, that's how it goes
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, everyone knows
And they all suppose what they want to suppose when they hear oom pah pah

Mr. Percy Snodgrass would often have the odd glass
But never when he thought anybody could see
Secretly he'd buy it, and drink it on the quiet
And dream he was an Earl with a girl on his knee
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, that's how it goes
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, everyone knows
What is the cuase of his red shiny nose?
Could it be oom pah pah?

Pretty little Sally goes walking down the alley
Displays her pretty ankles to all of the men
They could see her garters, but not for free and gratis
An inch or two and then she knows when to say when
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, that's how it goes
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, everyone knows
Whether its hidden or whether it shows
It's the same oom pah pah

She was from the country, but now she's up a gumtree
She let a fellow beat her, and lead her along
What's the use of cryin', she made her bed to lie in
She's glad to bring a coin in, and join in this song
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, that's how it goes
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, everyone knows
She is no longer the same blushing rose
Ever since oom pah pah

Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, that's how it goes
Oom pah pah, oom pah pah, everyone knows
And they all suppose what they want to suppose
When they hear oom pah pah

(Lyrics from "ST Lyrics")

Reviewing The Situation

PropertyOfFrodo — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:48:44 CDT

(FAGIN)
A man's got a heart, hasn't he?
Joking apart -- hasn't he?
And tho' I'd be the first one to say that I wasn't a saint...

I'm finding it hard to be really as black as they paint...

I'm reviewing the situation
Can a fellow be a villain all his life?
All the trials and tribulations!
Better settle down and get myself a wife.
And a wife would cook and sew for me,
And come for me, and go for me,
The fingers, she will wag at me.
The money whe will take me.
A misery, she'll make from me...

...I think I'd better thing it out again!

A wife you can keep, anyway
I'd rather sleep, anyway.
Left without anyone in the world,
And I'm starting from now
So "how to win friends and to influence people"
--So how?

I'm reviewing the situation,
I must quickly look up ev'ryone I know.
Titled people -- with a station --
Who can help me make a real impressive show!
I will own a suite at Claridges,
And run a fleet of carriages,
And wave at all the duchesses
With friendliness, as much as is
Befitting of my new estate...

"Good morrow to you, magistrate!" Oh gawd!

...I think I'd better think it out again.

So where shall I go -- somebody?
Who do I know? Nobody!
All my dearest companions
Have always been villains and thieves...
So at my time of life
I should start turning over new leaves...?

I'm reviewing the situation.
If you want to eat -- you've got to earn a bob!
Is it such a humiliation
For a robber to perform an honest job?
So a job I'm getting, possibly,
I wonder who my boss'll be?
I wonder if he'll take to me...?
What bonuses he'l make to me...?
I'll start at eight and finish late,
At normal rate, and all..but wait!

...I think I'd better think it out again.

What happens when I'm seventy?
Must come a time...seventy.
When you're old, and it's cold
And who cares if you live or you die,
Your one consolation's the money
You may have put by...

I'm reviewing the situation.
I'm a bad 'un and a bad 'un I shall stay!
You'll be seeing no transformation,
But it's wrong to be a rogue in ev'ry way.

I don't want nobody hurt for me,
Or made to do the dirt for me.
This rotten life is not for me.
It's getting far too hot for me.
Don't want no one to rob for me.
But who will find a job for me,
There is no in between for me
But who will change the scene for me?

...I think I'd better think it out again!

Hey!

(Lyrics from "ST Lyrics")

As Long As He Needs Me

PropertyOfFrodo — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:46:48 CDT

(NANCY)
As long as he needs me...
Oh, yes, he does need me...
In spite of what you see...
...I'm sure that he needs me.

Who else would love him still
When they've been used so ill?
He knows I always will...
As long as he needs me.

I miss him so much when he is gone,
But when he's near me
I don't let on...

...The way I feel inside.
The love, I have to hide...
The hell! I've gone my pride
As long as he needs me.

He doesn't say the things he should.
He acts the way he thinks he should.
But all the same,
I'll play
This game
His way.

As long as he needs me...
I know where I must be.
I'll cling on steadfastly...
As long as he needs me.

As long as life is long...
I'll love him right or wrong,
And somehow, I'll be strong...
As long as he needs me.

If you are lonely
Then you will know...

When someone needs you,
You love them so.

I won't betray his trust...
Though people say I must.

I've got to stay true, just
As long as he needs me.

(Lyrics from "ST Lyrics")

Who Will Buy?

PropertyOfFrodo — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:44:35 CDT

(ROSE SELLER)
Who will buy my sweet red roses?
Two blooms for a penny.
Who will buy my sweet red roses?
Two blooms for a penny.

(MILKMAID)
Will you buy any milk today, mistress?
Any milk today, mistress?

(ROSE SELLER)
Who will buy my sweet red roses?

(MILKMAID)
Any milk today, mistress?

(ROSE SELLER)
Two blooms for a penny.

(STRAWBERRY SELLER)
Ripe strawberries, ripe!
Ripe strawberries, ripe!

(STRAWBERRY SELLER)
Ripe strawberries, ripe!
(MILKMAID)
Any milk today, mistress?
(ROSE SELLER)
Who will buy my sweet red roses?
(KNIFE GRINDER)
Knives, knives to grind!
Any knives to grind?
Knives, knives to grind!
Any knives to grind?
Who will buy?

(STRAWBERRY SELLER)
Who will buy?

(MILKMAID)
Who will buy?

(ROSE SELLER)
Who will buy?

(OLIVER)
Who will buy
This wonderful morning?
Such a sky
You never did see!

(ROSE SELLER)
Who will buy my sweet red roses?

(OLIVER)
Who will tie
It up with a ribbon
And put it in a box for me?

(STRAWBERRY SELLER)
Ripe strawberries, ripe!

(OLIVER)
So I could see it at my leisure
Whenever things go wrong
And I would keep it as a treasure
To last my whole life long.

(MILKMAID)
Any milk today?

(OLIVER)
Who will buy
This wonderful feeling?
I'm so high
I swear I could fly.

(KNIFE GRINDER)
Knives! Knives to grind!

(STRAWBERRY SELLER)
Ripe strawberries, ripe!

(OLIVER)
Me, oh my!
I don't want to lose it
So what am I to do
To keep the sky so blue?
There must be someone who will buy...

(LONG SONG SELLER)
Who will buy?

(KNIFE GRINDER)
Who will buy?

(MILKMAID)
Who will buy?

(ROSE SELLER)
Who will buy?

(COMPANY AND OLIVER (as opposed to "Oliver and Company" [Disney movie]))
Who will buy
This wonderful morning?
Such a sky
You never did see!

Who will tie
It up with a ribbon
And put it in a box for me?

There'll never be a day so sunny,
It could not happen twice.
Where is the man with all the money?
It's cheap at half the price!

Who will buy
Who will buy
This wonderful feeling?
I'm so high
I swear I could fly.
Me, oh my!
I don't want to lose it
So what am I to do
To keep the sky so blue?

(OLIVER)
There must be someone who will buy...

(MILKMAID)
Must be someone

(STRAWBERRY SELLER)
Must be someone

(KNIFE GRINDER)
Must be someone

(ALL)
Who will ... buy?

(Lyrics from "ST Lyrics")

I'd Do Anything

PropertyOfFrodo — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:35:34 CDT

[NANCY (spoken)]
So, 'ow's it go then Dodger? It's all "bowin'" and "'ats off"...

[DODGER (spoken)]
And "Don't let your petticoats go dangling in the mud,
my darling."

[NANCY (spoken)]
Oh, "And I'll go last."

[DODGER (spoken)]
No, I'll go last.

[NANCY (spoken)]
If you insist.

[DODGER (sung)]
I'll do anything
For you dear anything
For you mean everything to me.

I know that
I'll go anywhere
For your smile, anywhere --
For your smile, ev'rywhere --
I'd see.

[NANCY]
Would you climb a hill?

[DODGER]
Anything!

[NANCY]
Wear a daffodil?

[DODGER]
Anything!

[NANCY]
Leave me all your will?

[DODGER]
Anything!

[NANCY]
Even fight my Bill?

[DODGER]
What? Fisticuffs?

I'd risk everything
For one kiss -- everything
Yes, I'd do anything...

[NANCY]
Anything?!

[DODGER]
Anything for you!!

[NANCY (spoken)]
'Ere now, Oliver, you just copy
Dodger and I'll help you out with the words, alright?
So it's "I'll do anything"

[OLIVER (sung)]
I'll do anything

[NANCY (spoken)]
For you dear

[OLIVER (sung)]
For you dear, anything

[NANCY (spoken)]
For you mean

[OLIVER (sung)]
For you mean everything to me

[NANCY (spoken)]
Ah, that's lovely.

[OLIVER]
I know that
I'd go anywhere
For your smile, anywhere --
For your smile, everywhere
I'd see

[BET]
Would you lace my shoe?

[OLIVER]
Anything!

[BET]
Paint your face bright blue?

[OLIVER]
Anything!

[BET]
Catch a kangaroo?

[OLIVER]
Anything!

[BET]
Go to Timbuktu?

[OLIVER]
And back again!
I'd risk ev'rything
For one kiss -- everything --
Yes, I'd do anything

[BET]
Anything?!

[OLIVER]
Anything for you!!

[DODGER (spoken)]
Dance, Nancy.

[NANCY (spoken)]
Oh, alright, Dodge. C'mon boys!
1-2-3...

[FAGIN]
Would you rob a shop?

[ALL]
Anything!

[FAGIN]
Would you risk the "drop"?

[ALL]
Anything!

[FAGIN]
Tho' your eyes go, 'pop'

[ALL]
Anything!

[FAGIN]
When you come down 'plop'

[ALL]
Hang ev'rything!
We'd risk life and limb
To keep you in the swim
Yes, we'd do anything...

[FAGIN]
Anything?!

[ALL]
Anything for you.

(Lyrics from "All Musicals")

It's A Fine Life

PropertyOfFrodo — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 18:34:11 CDT

[NANCY (spoken)]
Plummy and slam!

[FAGIN (spoken)]
Nancy! Wake up boys! The ladies is 'ere.

[DODGER (spoken)]
Ladies?! Cor! 'Ark at him!

[NANCY (spoken)]
'Ere, we'll have less of that if you don't mind!
'Ere, so where's the gin, then, Fagin?

[FAGIN (spoken)]
All in moderation, my dear, all in moderation.
Too much gin can be a dangerous thing for a pure, young girl.

[NANCY (spoken)]
Ooh, and what's wrong with a bit of danger then, eh, Mr. Fagin?
After all it's about the only excitement we get.
And who would deny us that small pleasure?

[sung] Small pleasures, small pleasures
Who would deny us these?
Gin toddies -- large measuress --
No skimpin' if you please!
I rough it, I love it
Life is a game of chance.
I never tire of it --
Leading this merry dance.
If you don't mind having to go without things
It's a fine life.

[ALL]
It's a fine life.

[NANCY]
Tho' it ain't all jolly old pleasure outings...
It's a fine life

[ALL]
It's a fine life.

[NANCY]
When you got someone to love
You forget your cares and strife
Let the prudes look down on us
Let the wide world frown on us
It's a fine,

[ALL]
Fine life!

[NANCY (spoken)]
Ain't that right, Bet? Go on, you tell 'em girl.

[BET]
Who cares if straightlaces
Sneer at us in the street?
Fine airs and fine graces

[NANCY]
Don't have to sin to eat.

[BOTH]
We wander through London

[NANCY]
Who knows what we many find?

[BOTH]
There's pockets left undone
On many a behind.

[NANCY]
If you don't mind taking it as it turns out,
It's a fine life!

[ALL]
It's a fine life!

[NANCY]
Keep the candle burning until it burns out
It's a fine life.

[ALL]
It's a fine life.

[NANCY]
Though you sometimes do come by
The occasional black eye
You can always cover one
'Til he blacks the other one
But you don't dare cry.

[BET]
No flounces, no feathers
No frills and furbelows
All winds and all weathers
Ain't good for fancy clo'es

[NANCY (spoken)]
That's true.

[sung] These trappings,

[BET]
These ta'ers

[BOTH]
These we can just afford.

[NANCY]
What future?

[BET]
What ma'ers?

[BOTH]
We've got our bed and board.

[NANCY]
If you don't mind having to deal with Fagin
It's a fine life!

[ALL]
It's a fine life!

[NANCY]
Though diseased rats threaten to bring the plague in
It's a fine life!

[ALL]
It's a fine life!

[NANCY]
But the grass is green and dense
On the right side of the 'fence'.

[BOTH]
And we take good care of it
That we get our share of it
And we don't mean pence.

No! If you don't mind having to like or lump it...
It's a fine life

[ALL]
It's a fine life!

[NANCY]
Tho' there's no tea-supping and eating crumpet
It's a fine life!

[ALL]
It's a fine life!

[NANCY]
Not for me, the happy home
Happy husband, happy wife
Tho' it sometimes touches me...
...For the likes of such as me...
Mine's a fine...

[ALL]
Fine... life!

(Lyrics from "All Musicals")